What is Fender Bender?
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small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.
the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.
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A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.
Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"
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3.
sex position where the receiving partner bends over and holds onto the round base of a
I was so glad my recording studio is soundproof; she's a screamer whenever we do the Fender Bender.
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When your not a
Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.
Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending
Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.
Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid
backpack rider !
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hard rockin', axe wielding amigo obviously favouring the fender as his weapon of choice.
the fender bender's opening riff proceeded to rock my socks off
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taking "bumps" of cocaine off a guitar pick.
The baggie had a few grams of blow. Doug dipped the guitar pick into it and did a fender bender.
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sucking dong and jerking 2 others as one man rubs his ass on the back of your head
"After the fender bender she has to wash her hair hardcore."
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