What is Fender Food?
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The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..
"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"
"Er.. a dog?"
"Wearing a wristwatch?"
"Haha er.. god made me do it!"
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Random Words:
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Really sexy beast from the United Kingdom. Sometimes....sometimes his comedy stylings make one want to perform some sort of devious act ..
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A humourous term given to a woman's vagina.
I pounded that yippee bog!
See vagina, cunt, pussy, snatch, box..