What is Ference?
1.
a word used after a simple statement showing that all is well.
(not to be overused)
the international sign is represented by taking your pointer finger and thumb and smashing them together.
Aaron: This food is good.
Sam: Ference bro.
Aaron: Ference.
Sam: Ference.
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2.
(noun) An attack of twitches and grumbles, that can only be satisfied by masturbating to computer generated females.
Last night, Jimmy had an awful ference before basketball practice.
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3.
claiming to do something, but never following through with it
Mike, don't ference us again, we were counting on you
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4.
Any given thing ever, or the happening of any given thing ever. As in, INTER-ference is when two things that have happened, happen at the same time, or coincide in some way. RE-ference is the repetitive use, or mentioning of a ference. CON-ference is a negative happening, usually regarded as an unpleasant get-together involving the discussion of various ferences.
Oh man, that interference just happened, didn't it? It's almost as if that one guy made a ference, and then some other guy also did a similar, but contradicting ference, and the two ferences collided in some way, making the first ference nullified by the second. Actually, that is exactly what happened.
Look at that reference, it's like that guy totally witnessed a ference, then made note of it at a later point in time, one or more times, much to the chagrin of his compatriots. He must have a huge dick or something.
I'm going to a conference, at which me and several other corporate
d-bags will make note of various ferences in a boring, unpleasant way, most likely with an abundance of less-than-desirable snacks such as small, overly-salted packets of pretzels, and far too many small, individually-packaged mints.
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