What is Fergees?
1.
A new disease relating to the "music artist," (i quote because she's one of the worst out there)Fergie that can be caught when you make contact with a Fergie fan or Fergie herself.
Symptons include:
-Listening to bad music on a regular basis
-adding "-icious" to your everyday vocabulary
-calling your body parts your "lovely lady lumps or humps"
...other symptons are pending...
"OMG he gave me the fergees last night!"
"I think I just caught the fergees"
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