What is Fergusonian?
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The act of offering advice without adequate life experience to back it up.
"Joe": Fred. Listen. Listen to me for a second. This is what women want:
"Fred": How do you know what women want?
"Joe": I don't. But hear me out here...
"Fred": Why, are you a woman?
"Joe": Shut up.
"Fred": "Joe," sometimes you're so...Fergusonian...
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the sound an ambulance makes as it leaves your neighborhood.
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