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Pitties (or tits that hang into a girl's armpits when she's lying down) that have gotten all sandy or dirty.
After a long day..
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An event where:
1) You are given a handjob
2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.
3) You a..
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The basic law of most television.
My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy&..