What is Fern?
1.
Slang for
Oooh, shawty! That nigga smokin' the fern!
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2.
A word that can be changed into any form and used to replace any other word.
We totally fernicated Rich in the woods yesterday.
Fern that man for driving so slowly!
I just fernin' stubbed my toe.
Mother Fern!
Oh my god that movie was so fernacious.
The skeeze's outfit is totally ferny.
3.
A young pretty girl with red hair! She is smart, trustworthy and caring. Can be quiet but at parties goes wild! The one the boys secretly adore, but she just doesnt know it yet.
I've fell in love with a "fern"
Jerry- I saw a girl last night
Jamie- What was her name?
Jerry- I don't know but she was such a "fern"
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4.
Slang for
Oooh, shawty! That nigga smokin' the fern!
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5.
A fake friend, a friend that is acting like a fake plant.
Goddammit john your being a fern.
Nick doesn't want to come with us, he is being a fern.
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6.
Dirty, redneck, rabbit-like SEX in the woods!
Are Dewane and Jennifer fernin' over yonder?
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7.
A fat bum who sits around all day playing nothing but video games who thinks he is god and compares himself to singing birds. Who thinks he is intelligent when all beg to differ. Who cries and whines constantly. Who throws himself into walls in front of everyone and says he couldn't walk anymore because his heart was ripped to shreds. Who thinks he'll have a life after high school, when his mom still buys his clothes. Who will never know what brand clothing is. Who will stay a virgin until he is well over 40. Who will be on his death bed wishing he could go back and play Halo with his teenage friends.
Whoa! Stop acting like a Fern!
Man, that kid is so fern.
Stop Ferning me!
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