What is Fernando?
1.
v. to puke; to throw up.
A Fernando can be often caused by exercising after eating.
Boy 1: Dude, you shouldn't run after having that big lunch.
Boy 2: Don't worry about me.
*After one lap in the track*
Boy 2: Oh man, I don't feel well. *throws up*
Boy 1: Eww! You just did a Fernando. Now stop puking on the track ramp!
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the ultimate one
the fernando is the best 69
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The scientific term used to describe a woman trapt inside a man's body.
Features to look for not all may be present :
A male lacking facial hair or other pubic hair around the body, with a high voice, and their balls have not yet dropped, past the age that this should have occured.
Possibly due to low levels of testosterone or high levels of estrogen.
"He's a right Fernando"
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Someone of high social class. Usually categorized by an over-sized growth in their pants. Also known for their ability to seduce and charm the ladies with their devilishly good looking hair and smile.
Fernandos can also be categorized by tan skin, dark flowing hair, thick eye brows, and a knack for mowing grass.
Caucasian Male #1: I woke up today and my lawn had been mowed miraculously over night and my wife left a note saying she left me.
Caucasian Male #2: You must have been visited by a fernando.
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Fernando is a super cool person and job wishes he could be like him but he cant so he dies just a little bit more inside. Fernando is super cool and can get with any girl he wants any time he wants he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants because he is so perfect.
Fernando fucked every girl in school
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A popular drink on board the jam cruise. Made with vodka and
Friend #1: I just saw her smiling and dancing on the pool deck
Friend #2: she must've had a Fernando
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Dude: Whos that guy jumping over the turtles and shooting fire from his arms.
Dude 2: Its
Fernando
