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when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.
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A phase in a Linux user life where he keeps switching from a distro to another, as new half-cooked features are hacked/patched into them..
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When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their ow..