Ferpes

What is Ferpes?


1.

Herpes, on your face.

I would totally make out with a really hot girl at the supermarket, unless she had ferpes.

See face, herpes, std, ugh

2.

herpes contracted from a friend

Hey, aren't you going out with Rob?

No, we're just friends with benefits... at least we were until he gave me ferpes.

See friend, herpes, ferpes, friends with benefits, std, stds

3.

An extremely contagious, incurable type of blisters on the feet that look like herpes. Ferpes is accquired by taking your shoes off in public while not wearing socks, or touching the feet of a person who has ferpes. In extreme cases, you can catch ferpes by just looking at the feet of a person with ferpes.

As Megan took her shoes off in history class and wrapped her feet around the desk poles, the class was traumatized by the view of her festering ferpes.

See herpes, feet, disgusting, nasty


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