What is Ferret Fiddling?
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A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.
Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!
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The Act Of Taking A Long Drag From The Joint, Holding It In Until It's Passed Through The Full Circle, Then Taking Another Pull.
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