Ferris

What is Ferris?


1.

To have a day off from work or school, either by sickness, holiday or skiving.

From the 80's film, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Did you go to work today?

Nah, i was Ferrising

2.

To be 'Ferris' is;

To be the president of the world.

To be GREEN.

To put weights before mates.

To drink without a straw and eat your hamburger AFTER you eat your fries.

To bench a black hole.

To be huge.

To believe that weight and size is good.

To roam.

To have smaller arms than Mark.

Mark: "Look Ferris, you might have gotten a higher U.A.I than me, but my arms are still bigger than yours."

Harry: "Ferris' favourite colour is GREEN. But the real truth is that GREEN's favourite colour is actually Ferris."

See ferris, president, green, weight, size, good

3.

Ferris as in Ferris Bueller; descriptive pet name; describes essential temperament of said individual in six letters thanks to iconic movie. Always ready to explore and enjoy his world; always knows the quickest way home.

"Who's that cat sauntering over to jump on that parade float? Must be Ferris!"

See optimistic, hopeful, sunny, sanguine

4.

A blowjob

harun to his boyfriend: hey mohammad ahmed, can you give me a ferris?

mohammad ahmed: hell yes, bring it out

See blowjob, dick, gay, homosexual

5.

A male who is completely aware of his sexual prowess and uses this to constantly remind his friends of his superiority in attempts to lower their morale to create for him less competition and therefore more opportunity for himself to acquire attention from females eventually leading to sexual intercourse.

Ferris: Hey guys you wanna be my wingmen tonight?

Lewis: Ermm.... why are we your wingmen and your not ours?

Ferris: Maybe because there is no way even my help could get you laid, I on the other hand have much more chance

6.

The act of ejaculation

I was choking the chicken, when I had no choice but to ferris that bitch in the face

See cum, ejaculation, sperm, jerking


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