What is Fertspit?
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The act of spitting in a cup and testing the saliva with Litmus paper to determine one's prime time to get knocked up.
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My old lady fertspit purple so I'm going to hit it in the rear tonight, perhaps even
hockey style .
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Ugly brown sandalsthat look like they have been worn since the time of Christ,usually worn by hippies and old men with terribly ugly fee..
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A convenient place to store one's cock. A whore.
Good thing Tracey came around. I needed a good dick sleeve.
See whore, slut, t..