Fest

What is Fest?


1.

The best suffix for anything that is extreme.

Deathfest, ragefest, suckfest, sexfest, gayfest, idiotfest, assholefest, fuckmefest. You get the point.

2.

An awesome punk festival in Gainesville Fl where fat dudes with beards get drunk as fuck and listen to great bands.

"You going to fest this year?"

"Does the pope shit in the woods?"

"Um, i dunno, i presume he uses a normal commode like most people".

"....."

See fest, festival, gainesville, punk, beards

3.

When the bros kick back and chill, when males bro it out and chill and play gamecube, no females aloud or that would be a bro foul and u would no longer be festing

dude we should fest tonight

i just to chill with the bros and fest

dude that was a bro foul and ur not festing

harrison sometimes you just want to fest to much

See chad, bro, chill, females, kick back

4.

An effective tactic commonly used by groups of males in a bar or club situation, whereby one intrepid member will use a 'come hither' or better still a hugging motion to group attractive females together and take back to the male group for chatting up. Tends to be very effective when both male and female groups have drank copious amounts of alcohol.

"Let's fest those ladies over there..."

"Derek fested a bunch of girl for us in Mansion last night,"

"Let's go out for some festivities tonight lad!"

See fest, chatting up, festivities

5.

to get sloppy hammered, almost deeming yourself extinct to man.

festing and fested

John: What are you gonna do today Mike Nelko?

Mike Nelko: Im gonna fest all day and then masturbate before my eyes shut me down.

6.

When you fest about, sitting about doing anything that results in you smelling, ie sex, masturbation, eating shit etc, doing nothing for long periods of time

this can be a group activity or on your own

ive been festing all day

lets have a fest sesh

See smell, fun, enjoy, lazy

7.

If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad

OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!


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