Fester Edit Meaning

1.

When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker

That dude festered his boyfriend all night long.

See fester, shocker, scrotum, gay

2.

a series of events taken by men every few months (from the day they turn 18 and up) with their mans, usually involving driving around town for hours, the purchase of tobacco, harassment of gas-station employees, eating corndogs, and the half-serious search for pornographic magazines

I should really call Luke, Pat, and Austin. We haven't festered in a long while, and I'm craving a cigar and a corndog.

See mans, corndog, cigar, porn, pdq

3.

One of the most disgusting yet disturbingly erotic stories you'll ever read on the internet. You can usually find it on pastebin.ca or 4chan's /b/, rarely though.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you read that story online called "Fester"?

Guy 2: Yeah, that shit was disgusting! I got a boner, though.

Guy 1: You sick fuck!

See sick, fuck, maggots, faster, rotting, meat, dumpster, pussy, clit, hospital, garbage, boobs, breasts, orgasm, cry

4.

To stay in, usually wearing the same clothes for a long period of time, bieng anti-social, lacking personal hygiene

Also can be used to describe the state of a room/house which is filthy/neglected

'What are you up to?' 'I'm festering today'

eeeerrrrrr You look festery

We are having a fat fester sesh!

'You festering man'

'fancy a fester?'

'STOP FESTERING'

See foisty, foist, discusting, horrific, skank, slovenly

5.

Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.

one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie

they were arrested for festering in a public toilet

See anus, shocker, japs eye, fester, pinky

6.

freak or a freaky person; a person you would not want to associate with;

Also can be used to describe oneself when feeling down;

Probable origin from the character of Uncle Festerfrom the Adams Family ; and from medical terminology i.e. festering wound- slimy, pus-oozing septic infection.

"Oh my god look at those festers over there!" Says Zack, "What a smelly bunch of freaks", replies Mr Smacs;

"Listen, Mr Wisey, Uncle Fester is all-festered-out, but he's got nuthin' on you, you festered outfestering fester fest of a festerval in festerville, festered out fester!" Laney quips;

"Oh crap I better get my shit together I'm turning into a fester", Fordy muses to himself;

"This crappy small town is a fester-ville, see those festered-out dudes? They look like a bunch of

Gleesons let loose in the wild while on a surf safari" Daz remarks;

"Hell no I wont go...those street parties are turning into real fester-vals" states Pierre Condom;

See festa, festering

7.

someone renowned for thinking they're something or someone when they're nothing at all.

To do a joel

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