What is Festibeard?
1.
When visiting a festival event that runs for a number of days (such as Glastonbury) a festibeard is grown through not shaving during said event. This can be as a simple function of ease considering inadequate access to bathroom facility or a test of manliness. In the case of the latter it's common to shave immediately before the festival to see how far the beard will grow over the allotted time scale.
"Oh man, I grew a massive festibeard but had to shave it off when I went back to work."
"You grew all that in just three days?! That's one fuck off festibeard!"
See
Random Words:
1.
Saying,
If a person keeps asking what words mean, and it's annoying you, telling them to go eat a dictionary is a good way of gett..
1.
A woman with tight pants on.
A woman who has a cameltoe.
Wow! She must be a yo-yo smoggler!
2.
the P.C. or (Mormon) version of camme..
