Festibros

What is Festibros?

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?

Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.

Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipsterday drunk shag

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Hans Vankhoff

1. The name of a man you call for on the telephone in part of a prank. Caller: Hello, is Hans Vankhoff in? Receiver: Who's Hans Vank..

Zooligan

1. a girl who is really annoying and can sometimes be a bitch Hey that girl Jesse has become such a zooligan See moron, annoying, bitch, ..

Mouse Balls

1. slang for damn. usually used as an exclamation to a blunder or mistake. you dropped mom's precious vase? aw MOUSE BALLS!!! See mo..

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