Festibros

What is Festibros?

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?

Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.

Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipsterday drunk shag

See bros, wingman, hipster, summer

Vag Tap

1. Almost like a ball tap, except tapping a girls vagina. Carly wouldn't shut her damn trap, so I vag tapped her. See Jon..

W.p.d.w.

1. Acronym meaning “Waldorf-ian Panty Dropping Whore”. A reference to the large number of sluts in Waldorf, Maryland. Stay away from that..

Rallent

1. Well I made this word up. Cuz in music we were tort that ritard-ando and means slow and rallentano is the same. And if You Shorten rita..

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