Festibros

What is Festibros?

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?

Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.

Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipsterday drunk shag

See bros, wingman, hipster, summer

Hatchet Wound

1. A pussy that resembles a hatchet wound, often with wide, split lips, and plenty of color to boot. See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bea..

Noya

1. about to whup your ass.... It is 5 00 pm and it is time to go NOYA on the foosball table! See Mike Oxlong..

Albumer

1. Album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumis..

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