Festibros

What is Festibros?

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?

Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.

Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipsterday drunk shag

See bros, wingman, hipster, summer

Biftanator

1. male who turns into hero after a bifter, providing the biftanatress allows it. we were all fucked up mikey rolled another what a bifta..

Queiss

1. to queiss is to smack a females ass with the left hand, then the right hand and then finally with both hands as the male is doggy stylin..

Corona Strangler

1. Have a string handy and tie it to your penis. Begin jacking off until you reach your climax, once you feel your going to bust tighten th..

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