Festibros

What is Festibros?

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?

Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.

Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipsterday drunk shag

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Upper Decker Double Blumpkin'

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Zeeto

1. high cofidence; another word for swagg im a million dollar chick, check my zeeto. See swag, swagg, zeeto, confidence..

Nad Nuzzlers

1. the type of blue jean that nuzzles one's nads. Also referred to as nut huggers. Girl jeans worn by guys. guy 1: dude, check out Ch..

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