Festibros

What is Festibros?

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?

Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.

Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipsterday drunk shag

See bros, wingman, hipster, summer

W.b.v.

1. that real shit. its that new shit rep that shit hrd. west broadway village bitches, u know Yo you get that mad heroin bone up in the B..

Orange Drank

1. Some people may tell you it is "sunkist" or might pronounce it "orange drink" but no. it is ORANGE DRANK. Orange dr..

Fudge-puckery

1. To tighten ones anus half way through an especially large turd, causing one half to fall into the toilet/bin, and to make the rest be fo..

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