Festibros

What is Festibros?

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?

Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.

Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipsterday drunk shag

See bros, wingman, hipster, summer

Love-puppet

1. (1) One who is easily manipulated, during the throes of love or lust. (2) Clitoris, especially when manipulated by the fingers. (1) Ro..

Zaken

1. Swedish slang for "vagina." The English equivilant to CUNT. Fuckin' bitch-ass zaken stole my bike. See zaken, vagina, c..

Dingo's Breakfast

1. A yawn, a piss and a good look around. In other words, I had no breakfast. I had a dingo's breakfast this morning. See Colleen..

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