Festibros

What is Festibros?

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?

Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.

Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipsterday drunk shag

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Retireded

1. The act of being incredibly stupid, bordering on retarded due to excessive tiredness. Can be caused by refusing to sleep at lan events..

Biffula

1. The gunt chunt that eats those who are non-rich. Enveloped by the bulbous neutral area of stomach and top cunt. Did you see her biffula..

Ill-built

1. In reference to a person having a weird shaped body. Damn, ya girl ill-built as fuck, she's shaped like the Tazmanian Devil...

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