Festibros

What is Festibros?

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?

Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.

Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipsterday drunk shag

See bros, wingman, hipster, summer

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