Festibues

What is Festibues?

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus

b) A girl

Loogie

1. a large slimy glob of spit, mixed with nose snot, that is formed by coughing up and hocking whats in your throat. cooks in restaurants a..

Jinknuffin

1. a whore who spells incorrectly "Theresa is a jinknuffin because she can't spell simple words like "are". See retar..

Paratrooper Hooters

1. A pair of breasts that have been effected by gravity for so long and to such an extent that when not covered by a bra they resemble an u..

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