Festibues

What is Festibues?

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus

b) A girl

Virgin Sacrifice

1. A subtrope of Human Sacrifice, Virgin Sacrifices were generally made in ancient times as payment to a God or some other power, either to..

Dick Couch

1. Some one who uses their body as a couch on which dicks may lay. Usually implying that one is homosexual. Usually used as an insult. You..

Gimp Mobile

1. wheelchair for a gimp (cripple person) look at that gimp's gimp mobile See gimp, mobile, pussy, person, ride..

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