Festibues

What is Festibues?

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus

b) A girl

Zipper Sparking

1. Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed. Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing the..

Towrope

1. A Towrope is a Tampon or other fanny pad with string attached! Dave:Hey, did you score with that bitch? Jon: Fuck no man, dirty bitch!..

H.m.f.i.c.

1. Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C. See h.n.i.c., h.n.i.c, boss, honcho, the dude..

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