Festibues

What is Festibues?

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus

b) A girl

2fs

1. acronym for "for fucks sake", often used by licensed surveyors aimed at incompetent survey assistants. 2fs (for fucks sake), ..

Asspire

1. to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench i feel bad for the ..

Eatcheese

1. A cool guy. Too bad he's a huge postwhore. My final breath is gone...

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