Festibues

What is Festibues?

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus

b) A girl

Hydrocarbonaholic

1. Person or society addicted to the use of fossil fuels: gasoline, oil, coal, natural gas, etc. Schwarzenegger is such a fucking hydrocar..

Holyshitfuckmonkey

1. a term used in alarm when something is about to hit you/has already hit you in surprise. Alemo: *hits tennis ball at spazz* Spazz: *ba..

Card Table

1. A sexual act involving two men playing cards on a woman's back whilst pummeling her from both ends. "You fancy getting your w..

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