Festibues

What is Festibues?

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus

b) A girl

John Mccocaine

1. A 2008 Presidential Nominee who just happens to have a last name that has potential to be abused 1. The lettering of John McCain's..

Donald Rumsfailed

1. Common nickname for US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld (because he failed, get it?). Somehow this man set the world's most powerf..

Zumph

1. An over-sized head Look at the size of the Zumph on him! See big head, Obbzi..

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