Festicle

What is Festicle?


1.

A Festival of testicles!

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!

See testicle, festival, gay, scrotum, dick

2.

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

See B-Town

3.

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.

There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.

See scooter, fester


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