What is Festin Bolvus?
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The act of shitting yourself after being overwhemled either out of astonishment or shock as to an event that just occured. It often occurs when you are severly outdone by your opponent in any sort of competition.
"The drumline just played something so ridiculously impossible that I just festin bolvused myself!""
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the opposite of lucktard; what all retards are
All retards are unlucktards because being a retard is unlucky.
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