Festival Flu

What is Festival Flu?

An illness which inevitably sets in when one returns home from attending a music festival.

Causes include:

-Between 2 and 10 hours sleep over a five day period.

-Living in your own dirt.

-Shouting and screaming a lot.

-Excessive consumption of both legal and illegal substances.

-Being too tight to buy food and hence going without for five days.

-Dehydration.

Unfortunately, due to the self-inflicted nature of this illness little sympathy can be expected.

Is Louise coming out tonight?

No, she's got festival flu.

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