What is Festival Grass?
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Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.
Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.
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Random Words:
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The PG-13 synonym for a bloody cunt. Used primarily on junior high school playgrounds and schoolbuses.
Does that koont douche of a bus..