What is Festival Of Handclaps?


1.

1) A series of excessive, self-congratulatory statements or actions

2) A really disorganized situation with loads of people in the way.

3) A situation involving much disorder, but those involved think that everything is going well.

1) Dave: Everyone in the office seems really happy about this award we won!

Nelly: It really is turning into a festival of handclaps.

2) Dave: Wow, where did all these people come from?! I can't find a thing!

Nelly: I'm tired of this festival of handclaps! Clap clap clap!

3) Dave: Why is everyone so chipper? That's the third client we've lost this month!

Lauren: They are acting like they're oblivious... It's a total festival of handclaps!

See egotistical, self-centered, quagmire, clusterfuck, circlejerk


12

Random Words:

1. Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass sui..
1. Fallacious belief that something must be good because you shelled out a lot of money for it. From the joke about two nouveau-riche type..
1. Homosexual Dry Humping. 19 yr old Dave was nervous about going all the way with his 46 yr old lover Joe and wanted to take it slow, so ..