Festive Malarkey

What is Festive Malarkey?

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period

2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares

1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)

2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler

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