What is Festive Malarkey?
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1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares
1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler
Random Words:
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A very small weak kid that has a mo-hawk and thinks he's gothic because he never changes his shirt that says Hey Ho Let's Go!
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Something you'll never survive.
Ninja: "SHORYUKEN!"
Bystander: AAH! Ninja attack!
And then everyone dies.
See ninja, ..