Festive Malarkey

What is Festive Malarkey?

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period

2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares

1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)

2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler

Zelos

1. one having disgusting pancake nipple breasts. omfg she showed me her boobs and she was a total zelos! See breasts, boobs, nasty, nippl..

Xochi

1. Xochi's are very passionate lesbian lovers and loveeee tuna fish. That xochi over there is a freak. See xochi, xochitl..

Cyberslag

1. Like a slag in real life but uses the internet to get what they want. They will flirt with people on msn but go no further Look at susi..

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