Festive Malarkey

What is Festive Malarkey?

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period

2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares

1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)

2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler

Chodal

1. n. Of or pertaining to the area of a man's body located between the scrotum and anus Adj. like the chode His chodal area was seri..

Citag

1. Meaning bitch in predictive text. Yo citag. Are you coming to the Pub citag. 2. when predictive text is used on a mobile phone, the ..

Penis Butter

1. Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter) From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: &q..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Festive Malarkey Edit Meaning