Festively Plump

What is Festively Plump?


1.

1. Used to describe someone who is (slightly) chubby, and as become so over the christmas/summer holiday period.

2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.

1. 'oh mighty me darling, you seemed to have gained ten pounds over the christmas period! Time for the old detox!'

2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'

'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'

'alright sorry, shes festively plump'

'thats better'

See fat, obese, festivities, christmas, holiday, chubby, hench


43

Random Words:

1. a stinky gas bomb that explodes in peoples faces. the explosion is usually 100 times bigger than the actuual person omg she let off a ..
1. Abbreviation of Open Water Diver; obtained through a PADI course or any other diver certifying places. Mallori is an OWD. She got her c..
1. A group of guys at a bar or club, all wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be there getting clues to solve a crime/mystery. (A play on ..