Festivist

What is Festivist?


1.

Adj. Female whom indulges bountifully in festive foods, drinks, and appetizers resulting in a rotund figure while maintaning a certain level of hotness.

Queen Latifah's festivist qualities inspired millions of women to look more like Oprah Winfrey instead of Celine Dion.

See festivist, plump, robust, festively plump

2.

A celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you assemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they piss you off, and wht you think their retarded. then you proceed to beat the fuck out of them and by doing so you releive stress

I passed up christmas to celabrate festivist

See festive, festival, blocked

3.

A celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you assemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they piss you off, and wht you think their retarded. then you proceed to beat the fuck out of them and by doing so you releive stress

I passed up christmas to celabrate festivist

See festive, blocked


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