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The guy out on your lawn picking mushrooms
neighbor: GET OFF MY LAWN!
mushroon man: I'm the lawn inspector..
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Another name for a blowjob
Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage thera..
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Probably Australian. Meaning someone who stays out later than expected having a good time.
'Hey you're home. I was just on th..