Fetuccini Edit Meaning

1. A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight). Oh! Those yampires! They try to ..

1. My dog's pecker, it's huge!!!! Tie him down by Z-rod... See pecker, weiner, cock, pee hole..

1. Hemeroid- the wall of your bowel , when squeezed to hard may dangle from ass. Boyfriend; OMG wtf is that coming out of your ass! Girlf..