What is Fever Of The Anus Gland?


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fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.

think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.

there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.

there are 5 symptoms:

1) uncontrollable laughter

2) pooping a little in your pants

3) face aches

4) people thinking your dilerious

5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.

then death.

HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.

"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy

"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck

See fever, anus, gland, bad, poop


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