Few Extra Pounds

What is Few Extra Pounds?


1.

A euphemism for a "lot of extra pounds"

Her personal ad stated "a few extra pounds."

See few, extra, fat

2.

The way a fat chick gets around admitting she is fat. Especially when posting personal ads without pictures. Also known as "a little extra padding" or "curvy".

Her: I am 5'2, a few extra pounds blonde hair and blue eyes.

Him: What exactly is a few extra pounds?

Her: Why does it matter, I want a guy to love me for me?

Him: So you don't feel you should have to be honest with him until he is in love with you?

Her: Fine, last time I weighed myself I was 184 lbs, happy?

Him? Why would I be happy about wasting my time with a lying bitch who is almost 200 lbs and thinks that is only "a few extra".


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