What is Ffats?
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One who likes to eat many a jams, wear many a hats, picks on fat people, enjoys dressing like John, speaking in rediculous tones, and generally saying "Canta paz, say Shalom." He also frequently hears about the "cockslappin'" and immediately tells Noops and Susej about this.
Ffats: Hey Noops..
Noops: Hey Ffats, didja hear about the--COCKSLAPPIN'?
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Random Words:
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To slay a goose (ie take a poo)
Get patches out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt...