Ffcow Edit Meaning

1. When a man masturbates lying on his back in bed, then, being to lazy to get out of bed and clean up, he pulls up the waistband of his bo..

1. Also, "Germaneer" German-engineered cars are said to have "Germineering." As they were driving, Nick pointed out t..

1. The crusty booger like substance found in your eyes when you wake up. I left my contacts in last night when I fell asleep. I have been ..