What is Ffd?
1.
Five Finger Discount
Yo, did you FFD those jacks at Slevy?
2.
fucking female dog.
Omg! Chelsea is such a ffd
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3.
Acronym for Fat Fucking Disgrace. This abbreviated form is used when tact or secrecy is necessary, but also in the interest of speed. Further secreted and shortened by the term
"Man! Holly's taken a meal break for the third time on her 8-hour shift. What an FFD!"
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4.
Fat Fuck Denial - someone, usually a female, who is plus sized, yet tends to wear clothes much smaller than what is able to withstand there gargantuan size, making them a "fat fuck". This is in the attempt to "deny" that they are fat and fit in with the thin people crowd. Some clothes these people prefer are So-Lows, Spandex, Speedos, or sometimes no clothes at all. More preferable clothing for these people to wear would be ponchos, sweatpants, garbage bags, tents, houses, etc.
Fat Bitch: Yes, do you happen to have these So-Lows in a -
Clerk: NO WAY, BITCH! Size extra large couldn't fit you. You an FFD! Try goin' to Big & Tall! Maybe they have something that fits. Can't fit through the door? Let me grease the sides fo' you!
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5.
acronym for: Fur Fuqn Days...
Its like i was pooping FFD!!!
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6.
Fat Fingure Disease
FFD Fat Fingure Disease occures when using a smaller keyboard than used to causing you to press more that one key at a time
7.
Force First Person, in any game where Third Person view can give an unfair advantage.
Hey, turn FFP on, I dont want those panzies jumpsniping me again
