Ffg

What is Ffg?


1.

Freshly Fucked Glow

You got the ffg!

See Crazy Cat

2.

and online emotion or a short hand way of saying "farts feel good"

"man i just had the best one ever ffg...txt me l8tr"

See pfg, fart, poop, clevland steamer

3.

Future Fat Girl...

Tell Tale signs are:

1. small waist with a double chin

2. child bearing hips

3. thick ankles or cankles

4. flabby under arms

5. often says "I can eat what I want and never gain weight"

6. never loses her "baby fat"

7. describes herself as thick at 10 yrs old

8. has double D tits before she gets her first period

9. She has a fat mom

10. Jello booty

Cindy looks good now but she is a FFG...in 2 yrs her ass'll inflate like a life raft.


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