What is Ffg?
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Freshly Fucked Glow
You got the ffg!
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and online emotion or a short hand way of saying "farts feel good"
"man i just had the best one ever ffg...txt me l8tr"
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Future Fat Girl...
Tell Tale signs are:
1. small waist with a double chin
2. child bearing hips
3. thick ankles or cankles
4. flabby under arms
5. often says "I can eat what I want and never gain weight"
6. never loses her "baby fat"
7. describes herself as thick at 10 yrs old
8. has double D tits before she gets her first period
9. She has a fat mom
10. Jello booty
Cindy looks good now but she is a FFG...in 2 yrs her ass'll inflate like a life raft.
Random Words:
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a Wife who is one in name, but is not there in the physical. She wants the title but not the job.
Roger has a Quasi-Wife, Rachael wants..
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Verb: to Dances the Chocolate Cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard is a very convoluted way of saying that someone is having anal sex. (..
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To ejaculate and laugh simulatenously.
Kevin: Man, I elaughulated so hard to this porn vid last night.
Matt: What was it?
Kevin: Midg..
