What is Fgs?
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for gods sake
the nicer version of ffs
fgs why didn't you help me.
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FGS (Forrest Gump Syndrome) originates from the southern United States. It has since spread to the northern parts of the US. It can be as small as simply saying "y'all" or a full blown southern accent (or "Texas drawl").
Texas drawl - A stereotypical word used to describe the supposed speech patterns of the citizens of Texas.
FGS can be treated by exposure to areas in the northern United States (New York, Massachusetts, etc) though the length of confinement to treat FGS varies, depending on how serious the case and the attitude of the diseased.
There are several ways a person can catch FGS. The most common way to catch FGS is direct exposure. A person who lives/visits a southern state for a period of time (depends on how they adapt to change) may catch FGS. This may also happen if the person lives with someone who is already diagnosed with FGS.
Though this disease has just now started being recognized, it has infected millions over the centuries. Relationships between Americans has helped spread FGS because of conversations between a person diagnosed with FGS and a FGS-free person.
FGS is...
Highly Contagious
Highly Flammable (because it's hawt)
"When I moved to Texas, I caught FGS."
"I think my roommate gave me FGS!"
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FGS is when fat girls think they can compensate for their apparent lack of sex appeal by going overboard with a "quirky" (i.e. annoying and trying way too hard) personality. Even if you were once a fat girl, but have lost all the weight, you can still suffer from FGS.
Look at her! She is so different and unique. You can bypass her oozing rolls because her personality is so interesting and she is so weird but intriguing. Dumb bitch has FGS.
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Fine Girl Syndrome/Fine Guy Syndrome.
A social disorder which occurs when one, from an early age, is aware of the power of their beauty/fine-ness. This allows them to go through life without ever having to use their wit or intellect to get what they want in life. This in turn leaves them severely underdeveloped socially, making them wonder why their ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends call them "crazy dickhead" or "insane bitch" after a few months.
Man, that crazy dickwad has FGS.
Man, that crazy bitch has FGS.
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