Fgts Edit Meaning

1. The drummer for the now broken band, X-Japan. And also very very sexy. And he owns everything. "Microsoft doesn't own everyth..

1. The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake. Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up fe..

1. An exceptionally large bowel movement made in extreme haste. Federal agents were breaking down my door whilst I shat, therefore a speed..