F.h.i.l.f. Edit Meaning

1. To masturbate, or to otherwise do something private and/or embarrassing. Anthony: Steve, your a douche, why don't you just go man ..

1. A second side of man's psyche, a literal dark side of the mind. "...he's gone reverand, just plain reverand..." Se..

1. A man that maintains his weight by limiting his caloric intake to alcoholic beverages only. See also non-gender specific version: Anorex..