What is Fhmp?
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Friend Had My Phone
This is reaaaaaally useful if you send a text message to the wrong person, say something offensive, or someone takes something you said the wrong way.
Jen = Bangin'
(You meant to send this to your boy james, but, since she's on your mind, you send this to Jen)
After she replies back....
OOh sorry, FHMP.
(More likely than not your friend DID have your phone at one time, so, Technically, you're being honest)
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Random Words:
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Jabber jock slang for for working over your hot meaty manrod and shooting a creamy dreamy jizz load in your mother's face.
Jabber ..
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The result of keeping a pocket jesusin the front pocket of ones pants.
Would you like to lick my Holy Nutsack?
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