Fhmp

What is Fhmp?


1.

Friend Had My Phone

This is reaaaaaally useful if you send a text message to the wrong person, say something offensive, or someone takes something you said the wrong way.

Jen = Bangin'

(You meant to send this to your boy james, but, since she's on your mind, you send this to Jen)

After she replies back....

OOh sorry, FHMP.

(More likely than not your friend DID have your phone at one time, so, Technically, you're being honest)

See fhmp, friend, had, my, phone


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