What is Fibs?
1.
Fucking Illinois Bastards. Common nickname for members of the worst state in the Union. Learn to drive fuckers.
Driver: Fucker!
Passenger: Hey that ass just cut you off!
Driver: No wonder.. (sees license plate)goddamn fibs!
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2.
Short for for "Fucking Itchy Balls Syndrome"
FIBS occurs mostly to athletes and males who have abnormally large testicles, which in turn, provides for the discomfort of ball-rub-against-leg. Furthermore, the victim must reach inside and scratch for no more than 20 seconds at a time in intervals of 3 minutes to prevent severe bleeding.
"Gold Bond was created to help FIBS victims"
"FIBS occurs to 9 out of 10 athletes"
"You cannot die from FIBS disease"
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3.
When your ass itches before, after or both after taking a runny shit. It sometimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to get it resolved. Fucking itchy but syndrome.
I've got the fibs after those wings last night.
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4.
Fat Incompetent Ball Sack
Gibbs is such a FIBS... he can never do anything right
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Fucking Itchy Balls Syndrome.
FIBS usually doesn't occur in private, but most likely during a family dinner, a formal event, or something similar. Symptoms include uncomfortably itchy scrotum/pubic area, awkward lower body movement/squirming, and near uncontrollable urge to thrust hand in pants and scratch scrotum/pubic area.
"Dude, why are you fuckin dancing around like that?"
"I got a bad case of FIBS, man."
"Fuckin scratch them, idiot."
"I can't while we're taking the fucking prom picture asshole."
