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someone i will love always. the person i want to spend my days waking up next to and nights falling asleep into his arms for the rest of..
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fun monkey (aka front monkey):
To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly ski..
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WHEN YOU BANG A CHIC WITH A CANDLE WITH THE WICK OUT, AND LIGHT THE CANDLE AND LET THE HOT WAX DRIP ON HER ASSHOLE
I gave susan a stank..