Ficlet Edit Meaning

1. 1. A piece of buttered toast covered with grated crayons. 2. A substitute for a curse word; a way to express your dislike of something...

1. To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven) Man I really farted in the bed shee..

1. One who wanks (masturbates) That David Mellor is a real onophile. See wanker, masturbator, cock jockey, tosser, toss pot, FFC..