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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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a cute nickname for a dick
"is your dingleling hard"
"i wanna suck your dingleling"..
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The spelling of drunk text messages.
If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they..