What is Ficus?
1.
A cleaner, safer, substitute for another "f" word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.
Sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) I win
again...
Erica : OH...FICUS!
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2.
A small fruit tree (Ficus Carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. It was probably native from Syria westward to the Canary Islands.
The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.
A small piece of tobacco.
I'll clean the ficus from the roof.
3.
1.The tree in Avalon where Jessi gave Courtland head before church.
2.the nick name everyone calls jessi
Me: HEY FICUS!
Jessi: What?
Me: Ha. you responded.
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4.
synonymous with "lurker," somebody who appears in situations they dont belong, not adding anything or having anything in common with said situation.
Bergren is such a ficus, why does he always appear in our chat circles when all he does is stare at us.
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5.
1. To smear dog shit on your plant pot.
2. To wake up next to a Ferrin.
3. To eat a sandwich.
4. Hugh Blackman.
5. See 1. Repeat.
Wow he's such a ficus.
That Ferrin was mad ficus.
Be careful, i'll take your ficus money.
I'm hungry, ficus.
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