What is Fidget?
1.
to toy with an object, usually a pen, during company meetings or bad church sermons
Pastor Ed's sermon sent us all in a stupor, so i fidgeted
2.
Fidget is a style of house music. It relies heavily on broken or distorted samples.
Wow dude, there's a heavy
bassline in thatfidget song!
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3.
A fucking midget. A short person who should be seen and not heard.
Oh my Gods, wandergirl is such a fidget!
4.
A fat midget.
Oh my gosh, look at that
fidget over there!
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5.
a guy that is bald looking like a chia pet, though even if you water it his hair won't get any longer, desperate for sex, hated by most people, wears extra large clothes to cover how enormous he is though it does not work, needs to check himself out in the mirror more often because girls do not look at him cause hes "hot"..but cause hes a fag
That guy that lives down the hall is such a fidget.
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6.
Combination of the words female and midget generally referring to one that is sexual promiscuous.
Yo, did you check out that fidget in Total Recall? I'd bang her.
7.
Usually someone who is normal but has a lot of characteristics of a midget. Short Height, huge head & brow, stubby looking sausage fingers, etc.
Yo, what is that? a midget? nah, dude I think it's a fidget. Get off me bitch, you look like a fidget. Hey, who's gonna tell tony his girl is a fidget?
