Fids

What is Fids?

1.

Facebook, Instant, Death, Syndrome. When you attempt to log into your facebook account to find the powers that be at facebook deem the actions you have partaken in too raw. Resulting in them killing your profile off. Common causes - Telling an old Ukranian man that a photo of his 90 year old mother is giving you a fat. Or that his German Shepperd has its lipstick out.

Also joining groups of poor taste eg - satanic sluts, fuck jesus or kangaroos are cunts.

I awoke one sunny morning ready to marvel at the comedic genius of my facebook profile. Only to find that i have been an overnight victim of FIDS

See fids, facebook, instant, death, syndrome

2.

Acronym for Fecal IDentification System. This system is used as a more accurate alternative to fingerprint recognition by some software companies.

"Please wash your FIDS device thoroughly after you have logged off."
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