What is Field Goal?
1.
when someone kicks a man in the groin. Normally he is so much pain that it requires a hospital stay.
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2.
When a bitch is layin on her back and you stand at her head while shes givin you head, when your about to nut you pull out and donky punch her in the stomach causing her legs to shoot straight up then you shoot your load through her legs better know as the uprights
Dave "man you shoulda seen that field goal last night"
steve " what are you talking about there wasent even a game on last night?"
Dave " no man im talking about your sister, i gave that bitch the fieldgoal last night"
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"man i hit a field goal from that hoes dresser all the way to the other side of the bed, it was at least a 60 yarder"
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3.
In the act of having an orgasm, aim your meat hammer so that when u jizz(football being kicked) it will head over your two shoulderblades(field goal posts).
Dude I kicked a field goal last night and it went right past my eyes onto my chair.
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4.
a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth
"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone
"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine
5.
the gap between the two front teeth of someone that needs dental care.
damn, did you see the field goal in that girls grill, you could kick a 40 yarder through that gap.
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