Field Vasectomy

What is Field Vasectomy?


1.

an informally performed surgery, usually without benefit of anasthesia, sterilization, or any kind of hygienic preparation. similar procedures include field castration, field lobotomy, field amputation, etc. in all cases the patient is someone deserving of rough treatment, and the surgeon is the person providing it.

harry: did you hear about cary? his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her, so she gave him a field vasectomy.

larry: ouch!! did she use any instruments?

harry: well, mostly she used her hands, feet, and knees. she did threaten to perform a field castration with a rusty spoon if she caught him cheating again.

larry: jeez, what a dumb fuck. he should have worn a cup.

See castration, balls, cock, dickless, erectile dysfunction, earpuller


32

Random Words:

1. A girl that is such a slut that you do not use her name when you talk about her and everyone knows who you are talking about. Yo did yo..
1. she loves dianer o'damewoody. and sucks at many things, including but not limited to: pronouncing the word "cat" (cuh--ah..
1. As a verb, it is used to describe a future action in which one exceeds the normal outcome. For example: If you are about to eat more f..