Field War

What is Field War?


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Having sex outdoors.

Girl A: "After the party, we got pretty drunk. So we hung out in the garden for some fresh air."

Girl B: "What did you guys do after that?"

Girl A: "We had a field war, consecutively three shoots."

See outside, outdoor, sex


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