Fifteen Second Rule

What is Fifteen Second Rule?

1.

the rule whereby if a college student is present in his dormitory and takes more than fifteen seconds to answer after a knock, one can assume that he is masturbating.

Bill: Matt, are you there? (knocking)

Matt: Yep, hold on.

(waiting)

(waiting)

(waiting)

Bill: Fifteen second rule, you're officially masturbating. (turns around)

Hey everyone! Matt's masturbating!

See masturbation, spanking the monkey, caught in the act, caught white handed
32

Random Words:

Ginley
1. an extremely painful cameltoe. Not only did Melanie's thong burn hurt, her ginley was causing her to walk with her legs spread. S..
Read more
Type Sex
1. promiscuous conversation through instant messenger you should probably be online so i can have type sex with you! See sex, cyber, aim,..
Read more
W.b.v.
1. that real shit. its that new shit rep that shit hrd. west broadway village bitches, u know Yo you get that mad heroin bone up in the B..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free