What is Fifth Base?
1.
When you get past fourth base on a chick, (or on a guy if your queer). This is when you place your meat in her ass. Commonley refered to as Puerto Rican style.
Hey TJ, I fith based this chick on saturday night, Puerto Rican style. I pulled out and there was a peice of corn on my helmut.
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2.
Fifth base is fucking a girl in the asshole.
Man, that girl has an onion ass.....I hope I get to fifth base on that shit!
3.
The only base you can slide into where you KNOW you'll get your pants muddy.
Brian: How far'd ya get with her?
Mike: Fifth base!
Brian: Really?
Mike: Yeah, this mourning I totally had to wash the uniform.
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4.
No one knows for sure, but it involves a telephone, tebasco sauce and the anus
Watch out or you will get fifth based
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5.
The true test of a relationship. It is when a male and a female truly love each other--through marriage, pregnancy, children and everlasting happiness. Sure, it may be cool and stuff to go for the milk instead of buying the cow, but you won't be saying that when your temporary slutty partner begins to hate you.
Lifeless dumbass who is too insecure to use a spoon or watch the movie
Titanic : Awww man. All that work I did to get to a home run and now I have to start over. I envy all the nice guys and girls actually able to sustain a relationship :(
